Barking Good Doggo Tweets From Twitter Sensation "Thoughts of Dog" For A More Rufferific Day

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kalila courban
Nov 29, 2023 12:00 PM EST

We're back at you with tweets from our favorite Twitter account ever! If you haven't heard of Thoughts of Dog before, you're in for a real treat today. We often find ourselves wondering what's going on inside the little noggin' of our canine friend when he makes those silly faces at us or gets excited about the same smelly sock over and over again. It's like wishing for a sneak peek into his thoughts. Luckily for us, the hilarious Twitter account 'Thoughts of Dog' does just that.

Assuming a dog runs the account due to the unique writing style that perfectly captures how we imagine our dog sounds, we're entertained, whether it's a very smart or a very dumb human behind it. Either way, the tweets from this page are both heartwarming and funny. Luckily, we can always count on our favorite doggo to bring us a new perspective on things and make us realize... life ain't so bad. We've just got to be optimistic and perhaps take a lesson from 'Thoughts of Dog.' Enjoy!

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  • 01
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings > sometimes. it's easy to tell. that the human's life is hard. but that's okay. because i have cuddles. and i'm not going anywhere
    via @dog_feelings
  • 02
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings one of the small neighbor humans. was outside. blowing magic rainbow spheres. so of course i went over to investigate. i know they were magic. because every time i tried to catch one. it disappeared. i have since concluded. that this small neighbor human. is a wizard
    via @dog_feelings
  • 03
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings a ladybug has infiltrated the household. it doesn't seem to want any trouble. maybe it was just lonely. i shall follow it around. slowly and carefully. because i'm a little lonely too
    via @dog_feelings
  • 04
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings WE ARE IN THE CAR. NOT SURE WHERE WE'RE HEADED. BUT THE WINDOWS ARE DOWN. AND I'M EATING THE WIND
    via @dog_feelings
  • 05
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. i am going to have. a great day. i haven't figured out how yet. but that's not important
    via @dog_feelings
  • 06
    Thoughts of Dog → @dog_feelings on the walk today. we stumbled across a playground. i learned that slides only work one way. and the human carried my fren. up to the highest part there. i bet they could see. the whole world
    via @dog_feelings
  • 07
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i accidentally dropped my bone. on the human's bare foot. they did not enjoy this. and i don't know how to tell them. i'm so sorry
    via @dog_feelings
  • 08
    Thoughts of Dog → @dog_feelings i have stolen a yogurt lid. from the trash. it's nothing personal. i was just feeling angsty. but now the human is chasing me. and i have no choice. but to evade them spectacularly
    via @dog_feelings
  • 09
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. the human made waffles. and i got to taste one. what i'm trying to say. is never give up on your dreams
    via @dog_feelings
  • 10
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i found. the perfect spot in the yard. where the sun shines through the trees. and toasts me like a marshmallow
    via @dog_feelings
  • 11
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i can fit in your lap. no measurements required. just trust me <
    via @dog_feelings
  • 12
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. today is a very busy day.. after the midday snoozle. i have a meeting with my stuffed fren sebastian. about what to do. if we're ever separated in public. then it's my turn. to watch the skittle under the fridge. this is of course. followed by another snoozle
    via @dog_feelings
  • 13
    Thoughts of Dog → @dog_feelings on our walk today. i tried to say hello to a person passing by. but they backed away. and continued on. without so much as a smile. the human later explained. that not everyone is going to like me. and i need to be okay with that. but here's the thing.. i'm not okay with that
    via @dog_feelings
  • 14
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. there are people on the roof. the human says they're fixing it. but i'm not convinced. please set the household alert level. to light gray
    via @dog_feelings
  • 15
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i was awoken from my snoozle. by a car coming down the street. quite rude of them to be honest. i was dreaming of peanut butter >
    via @dog_feelings
  • 16
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings WE'RE GOING ON A HIKE. AND I'M CARRYING MY TRAVEL BOWL. IN CASE OF THIRST. BUT I HAVE To keep stopping, and looking back. because the human is slow. and i am speedy >
    via @dog_feelings
  • 17
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings the human said. they might make pancakes in the morning. so the faster i fall asleep. the sooner i get a pancake.as you can imagine. it's hard to snoozle. under so much pressure >
    via @dog_feelings
  • 18
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings if i happen. to lie down on your foot. you're not allowed to move. you should feel honored
    via @dog_feelings
  • 19
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings gooooob morning. before the human left. to do whatever they do. they gave my fren and i. a longer hug than usual. i'm not sure what was on their mind. but it's certainly gone now. because our long hugs. are very powerful
    via @dog_feelings
  • 20
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings we had a big adventure planned for today. but the sky droplets just won't stop. so i think we'll watch a movie. and cuddle so close. we become. a single entity
    via @dog_feelings
  • 21
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings we have a predicament. i just watched the small neighbor human. skip down the street. and get on board. the biggest yellow car i have ever seen where are they taking them? why wasn't i invited? did they remember to pack. enough snacks for the day? are they ever. coming back?
    via @dog_feelings
  • 22
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings THE BIG YELLOW CAR HAS RETURNED. THE SMALL NEIGHBOR HUMAN IS BACK. I met them at the stop. and did several speedy circles. to make sure they were not harmed. they confirmed for me there was plenty of snacks. so all is well. i told you guys not to worry
    via @dog_feelings
  • 23
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings i just woke up. from my early afternoon snoozle. which means we're not far away. from the midafternoon snoozle. but i may have to reschedule. the pre-evening snoozle. I'm just too busy
    via @dog_feelings
  • 24
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings sometimes. i hear my fren bork. so i start borking. even if i have no idea what i'm borking about. you cannot convince me. i'm not helping
    via @dog_feelings
  • 25
    Bentley @Bentley Beyond If I stare at mummy-human for two hours I usually get the big crunchies at what she calls, "Five". #dinnertime #thoughtsofdog Sometimes I snoozes though and forget to stare.
    via @dog_feelings
  • 26
    Bentley @Bentley Beyond I don't know who this guy is but what's he done to deserve all the left-overs!?! #thoughtsofdog Conte
    via @dog_feelings
  • 27
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings every time i get brushed. i have to take my collar off. the human always laughs. and says that i'm naked. but joke's on them. i'm very confident in my body
    via @dog_feelings
  • 28
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings a human is at the door with a package. i know i'm supposed to bork around. perhaps even cause a rumpus. but they're just doing their job. and i'm kind of tired. so i'll just wiggle a bit. and smile through the window. to thank them for the gift
    via @dog_feelings
  • 29
    Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings < gooooob morning. i had a dream. that i was chasing my tail. and started spinning so fast. i went back in time. and high-fived a dinosaur
    via @dog_feelings
  • 30
    Thoughts of Dog ✔ @dog_feelings i had a long talk. with my fren. about how to spot. a fake ball throw. the optimal strategy. is to follow the ball. with your eyes. instead of your heart
    via @dog_feelings

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